Monday, May 24, 2010

need a laugh?

Some late night humor for you:

"President Obama's big financial reform bill passed. From now on, bankers will be required to dress like robbers." –Jimmy Kimmel

David Letterman's "Top Ten Things Overheard At The White House State Dinner"

10. 'May we see your papers, President Calderon?'
9. 'What happened to the dumb guy who used to live here?'
8. 'May we see your papers, President Obama?'
7. 'The pinata is filled with worthless Euros'
6. 'Three whiskey sours and Chuck Schumer takes off his pants'
5. 'Sir, the Republicans are attempting to block the appetizers'
4. 'Lincoln's ghost! Run!'
3. 'Salahi? No, you're not on the list, but how about a lovely bottle of wine'
2. 'Hurry, it's Close-Up Magic Week on the 'Late Show''
1. 'Yes, Mr. Vice President, it is a big F-ing deal'

"I love this. On the news today, the CEO of British Petroleum says he believes the overall environmental impact of this oil spill will be very, very modest. Yeah. If you live in England!" –Jay Leno

Also, I had a good chuckle instigated by these two blogs: Teacher Tales: Homophobes and Bosoms and little old ladies are the same no matter where you live...really. they are.

ADDED: Citizen Reader's quick review of Sexually, I'm More of a Switzerland.


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dkuroiwa said...

I miss late-nite tv and the great things the hosts can say...thank goodness for youtube!!
that last one of jay's? funny!! ;-)

thanks for the link...silly me, though...when i first read it, i was like "wow. that title sounds familiar"...obviously? i'm tired and need to step away from the comptuter!!
happy Wednesday to you!!

sherry said...

You are such a gifted writer, and very funny too. I hope you will someday write a book about your life in Japan.

Kathleen said...

Good ones!

phd in yogurtry said...

Great laughs! As someone who has finally surrendered to the call of an earlier bedtime, I no longer watch these late night guys. So I appreciate the re-cap.

sherry said...

Sadly, the only late night type show I watched was Conan's. Still think he's the funniest.

CherylK said...

Funny stuff...I haven't watched late nite television for years - I'm a very early riser so I'm in bed early although I usually read for awhile.

The Bumbles said...

I love Letterman (not enough to be his next fling or anything mind you) and tune in sporadically when I can. I enjoyed #1 on that list - too effin' funny!!!